Dammit, Lucy!

We’ve been eating Gamera!

What, the seat of my hakama got torn out? No, I wasn’t drunk- it must have been the angry...ass...biting...ghost! I barely escaped with my life!

They got one thing right about the goat, though.

Maybe the goat got dentures? Maybe it’s a magical corn-eating, child-terrifying yokai goat?

Name one of them.

I think you mean scarring.

I just watched the Steam trailer- apparently the Emperor is dead and a pretender sits on the throne. Your job is to execute the old Emperor’s final edict, which I’m assuming is “vengeance upon my enemies” or something like that.

I don’t know, but that Russian guy still calls a better game than Joe Buck.

Not surprising- Simon Roy’s work is full of references to ‘70s SF, both the American and the Métal hurlant varieties.

He is- Brandon Graham (of King City and Multiple Warheads) is main writer on Prophet, and Simon Roy is one of the artists collaborating on the title.

Well, sure- how do you think they recruited this guy?

I asked for cod and chips, and he dropped it!

Yes- you keep telling yourself that as those naughty demons do those terrible, terrible things to you.

You should at least agree on a safe-word with your demons.

Nah- give me the haughty dark-haired power bottom..

Yeah- you’re trying too hard.

They’re like Joseph Merrick (a.k.a. The Elephant Man)- they can never lie down to sleep.

That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day.

Dude likes to shoot animals! For fun!