Is this a parody comment?

Because they usually spin counter-clockwise?

Nice going, eh.

OK, I can’t believe we have to say this in 2016, but yes- if a creepy-looking clown tries to lure you into the woods, obviously do not follow him.

Well, thank God.

He pays tax when he wants!

I would make a “Why not Zoidberg” meme with ‘Arry Redknapp photoshopped in somehow, but I’m too drunk right now.

Dang, and they were just talking about heat weapons.

Also featuring the transcendent Kate Pierson.

OK, apparently it is a Ford Capri. Or at least, so I’ve heard.

But where the hell do you keep those hats in a Volkswagen Scirocco from the ‘80s?

This is just more appropriation of Scottish culture.

This is perfect.

Yes, but to quote Stalin: “Quantity has a quality all its own.”

What about Gamera? He is friend to childr...oh, right...lizard.

It’s safe to walk the streets at night?

Welcome to the group. Remember, we’re here to support each other, and while everybody’s struggle is different, we all struggle with the same thing.

At least you didn’t get caught “dating yourself” the way Judge Reinhold did.

Fucking Armored Core V.