Hi, gokartmozart.

Yes, when your multiplayer match starts with an artillery assault that turns the already rain-saturated ground into a soup of mud that lasts 3 months, everyone is going to have a bad time.

At least they didn’t give the South Asian guy a terrible Gunga Din accent.

Hey, didn’t Joseph Goerbells write the Getty’s burg address?

Arsenal manager and lifelong zipper combatant Arsène Wenger

I hate Illinois Hawaiians.

On the other hand, Turkmenistan is so messed up, Cobra could be a front for it.

I’ve never been to Miyajima, but I can confirm that the Nara deer are huge dicks.

(also, your post made me weirdly nostalgic for Namba-Shinsaibashi)

Sadly, the quality of nerd here has declined of late.

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

Bless the Maker and His water

Does it let you set your enemies’ longhouses on fire during Yule? Because, from the sagas I’ve read, my ancestors did that a lot.

Nonsense. A room with a cake in it at the center of the universe is like something out of fantasy story or fairy tale. Like something that your parents might have told you as a child.

Two shofars for you!

A company that makes forklifts...

At a crucial point in the film, he demands that in exchange for his service, the government broadcast BET into his prison cell, where he is being held for the crime of being a crocodile.

Most supporters of English national football would wear the three lions. Usually only creepy nationalists (or people from Georgia) wear or display the St. George’s cross (or the Union flag for that matter).