Well, sure- how do you think they recruited this guy?

I asked for cod and chips, and he dropped it!

Yes- you keep telling yourself that as those naughty demons do those terrible, terrible things to you.

You should at least agree on a safe-word with your demons.

Nah- give me the haughty dark-haired power bottom..

Yeah- you’re trying too hard.

They’re like Joseph Merrick (a.k.a. The Elephant Man)- they can never lie down to sleep.

That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day.

Dude likes to shoot animals! For fun!

Is this a parody comment?

Because they usually spin counter-clockwise?

Nice going, eh.

OK, I can’t believe we have to say this in 2016, but yes- if a creepy-looking clown tries to lure you into the woods, obviously do not follow him.

Well, thank God.

He pays tax when he wants!

I would make a “Why not Zoidberg” meme with ‘Arry Redknapp photoshopped in somehow, but I’m too drunk right now.

Dang, and they were just talking about heat weapons.

Also featuring the transcendent Kate Pierson.

OK, apparently it is a Ford Capri. Or at least, so I’ve heard.

But where the hell do you keep those hats in a Volkswagen Scirocco from the ‘80s?