This is just more appropriation of Scottish culture.

This is perfect.

Yes, but to quote Stalin: “Quantity has a quality all its own.”

What about Gamera? He is friend to childr...oh, right...lizard.

It’s safe to walk the streets at night?

Welcome to the group. Remember, we’re here to support each other, and while everybody’s struggle is different, we all struggle with the same thing.

At least you didn’t get caught “dating yourself” the way Judge Reinhold did.

Fucking Armored Core V.

Hi, gokartmozart.

Yes, when your multiplayer match starts with an artillery assault that turns the already rain-saturated ground into a soup of mud that lasts 3 months, everyone is going to have a bad time.

At least they didn’t give the South Asian guy a terrible Gunga Din accent.

Hey, didn’t Joseph Goerbells write the Getty’s burg address?

Arsenal manager and lifelong zipper combatant Arsène Wenger

I hate Illinois Hawaiians.

On the other hand, Turkmenistan is so messed up, Cobra could be a front for it.

I’ve never been to Miyajima, but I can confirm that the Nara deer are huge dicks.

(also, your post made me weirdly nostalgic for Namba-Shinsaibashi)

Sadly, the quality of nerd here has declined of late.