Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

Bless the Maker and His water

Does it let you set your enemies’ longhouses on fire during Yule? Because, from the sagas I’ve read, my ancestors did that a lot.

Nonsense. A room with a cake in it at the center of the universe is like something out of fantasy story or fairy tale. Like something that your parents might have told you as a child.

Two shofars for you!

A company that makes forklifts...

At a crucial point in the film, he demands that in exchange for his service, the government broadcast BET into his prison cell, where he is being held for the crime of being a crocodile.

Most supporters of English national football would wear the three lions. Usually only creepy nationalists (or people from Georgia) wear or display the St. George’s cross (or the Union flag for that matter).

You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

The people called Romans, they go, the house?

The people called Romans, they go, the house?

The ninja (ninjas? ninjae?) are a little further west in Mie prefecture.

HACK THE PLANET!

In Canada, this will be released under the title Saskatoon on a Saturday Night in January.

Yeah- looks like you got a bit of salt there.

You know- a lot of people mishear that lyric.

P’kaxuacan demands a tribute of human hearts.

To be fair, nearly everyone in that movie is a racist.

I specifically bought one of the last available PCs with 7 installed so I wouldn’t have to switch to no Windows 8, and dad gum it- ain’t no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna make me upgrade to no Windows 10! Frazza!

Just stop now- you’ll only embarrass yourself further.