Also, welcome to left-wing politics.

Oh, you’re too young to remember Nixon. Or George W. Bush, for that matter.

Delete your account.

You’re an idiot.

Choke on it and die.

Why, yes- yes I am.

I think the province still offers really cheap French lessons- that’s how my brother learned while he was living there.

That’s Calamity James, MBE to you.

That’s David James, former Liverpool (and Villa, and West Ham, and City, and Pompey...oh, never mind) and England goal keeper.

I can’t see this being used for griefing at all.

Oh great- another generic Rhode Island picture.

Well, it’s just a simple fact.

If being Christian means I’m supposed to fuck a sandwich now, well...Hail Satan, I guess?

Yeah- that’s the part I didn’t get. How can a woman who has not only had (apparently) more than one child, but can also construct a reasonably accurate facsimile of a vulva out of ham, still not seem to understand how any of it works?

Man, I miss ‘70s New York.

I can’t wait to see your photo essay, Among the Bosozoku- My Time with the Suburban Scooter Gangs of Shizuoka Prefecture. Will you be showing it at MoMA?

Yeah, I sometimes miss my mum’s Scottish accent. It’s the kind of accent you get from living in the west end of Toronto nearly all your life.

Are we feeling a bit salty today?

There’s a joke in here somewhere about the aggressively proselytizing followers of a weird set of cultish beliefs, full of bizarre imagery, opaque symbolism, and heavy-handed moralizing...