This is only cool if you can eventually bore members of your tribe with the stories of your triumphs back in some heroic golden age.

Great song- but, Brian...are you OK? Like, is everything good right now?

There is one in Cleveland, you know...

You cannot go to hell laughing at Carly Fiorina.

Cosplaying as the guy you always put on point because you secretly hope he steps on an IED.

“Eh...c’est pas mal.”

Dear Lord Baby Jesus...

I got Asiago vecchio.

That is a lot of look.

It’s also one of the few times you could get a kid to sit still long enough for a long-exposure daguerreotype.

Who would do this even if you didn’t murder your child?

Best C-64 game ever.

Theme song needs more bongos.

This advice also works IRL.

*”In the Arms of an Angel” plays*

Well, Darrow was a protege of Mœbiu, so that’s not hugely surprising.

Sure, if by “miles” you mean “a brisk 20 minute walk” or “two stops on the subway.”

Nah, I used to see cosplayers around Shinsaibashi/Amemura all the time, and that was 20 years ago.

Ironically, you may now have just libeled Jim Sterling.