GAMES FOR THE GAME GOD!

Yes, how dare he publish photographs of the attractive architecture and interesting sights of the country he’s living in.

I used to live in the hills just in the upper left of that picture.

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?

This sort of happened to me in Dragon Age: Inquisition. My (female) inquisitor committed pretty heavily to romancing Cassandra, only to be informed, in a rather mortifying fashion, that she was straight.

This desperately needs a Tycho Brahe character with an Elk partner attack.

Double-sided tape.

“I can’t believe that just happened!”

THRILLHO

A lot of Aldnoah is basically just Gundam with the serial numbers filed off.

I swear, if someone does eventually kill me while I’m out on my bike, it’s going to be a late-’90s Grand Caravan with rusted-out door panels. That, or a Toyota Sienna.

I’m only a bit older than him, and was very active in my younger days (although by no means an “extreme” athelete- endurance sports are more my thing). Some days, when I get up in the morning, I think a quick death might not be so bad. I’m not even talking about CTE- there are times when flexing my knees sounds like…

Exactly- if they had given Quiet a better bra, maybe a singlet over it, simply made the ripped-up tights opaque, kept the boots and the belts, and given her a better haircut, her look would be really on point right now.

I’m still angry about “King of Spain.”

“...oops, shouldn’t have this bar association logo here, either.”

Jeez, he just wants Senpai to notice him.

Yarp.

I would have thought “evidence room cocaine.” Do people even take benzedrine anymore?

Well, thank God I’m pretty much uninsurable!

“PATIENT CLAIMS SOMEONE HID A PIECE OF CRAYON IN HIS EAR TODAY IN SCHOOL”