Soundtrack to both:

“Zlatan does not make list. Zlatan is list.”

Makes sense to me.

Not gonna lie. I just came.

It’s totally Piers Morgan.

Sickening

What’s a diorama?

He’s sayin’ the sherrif is “super near”.

Shut up, Sven.

I think Shimura Takashi would have actually made a good Obi-Wan. Just the right level of world-weariness and regret.

Not even 30% of registered Republicans- for most polls, it’s roughly 30% of Republicans who’ve indicated they will vote in a primary.

Because I’m a liberal myself

Although, that miiiight cut down on those damn ivory poachers.

But I don’t know how I’m even going to get throught this transition without a whole bunch of caulk!

This will be the last Behind Closed Ovens to appear on Kitchenette. It will not, however, be the last Behind Closed Ovens.

Just don’t die of dysentery on the way.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Maybe ask these guys?