Some sort of masochistic tendency?

That is a plausible and compelling theory.

I’ve worked with plenty of special needs people, and that’s what it sounded like to me.

Frankly, I think your leader image today should have been chocolate cream pie.

Throughout this whole ordeal, the guy never thought to wipe his face. While he was paying I offered him a napkin or a wet-nap and he declined. He was still covered in honey-garlic sauce when they left.

In this game, robot insurance sounds like it might actually be a good idea.

I’m pretty sure you said “dick cream,” Gene.

Thanks to my Grandparents, I only eat grilled cheese made with Velveeta (because that’s how they made it when I was a kid).

Clearly, it was Janet Snakehole and Burt Macklin, FBI.

That couple was clearly April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer.

My friend has no choice but to run after me, and the cook loves drama (Editor’s Note: You could’ve just stopped at “he’s a cook.”), so he comes too.

This photo is perfect.

I think BioWare handles some aspects of it well- if an NPC is not interested, they’re just not interested.

This exact thing happened to one of my Inquisitors. It was actually kind of hilarious.

This happened to me in Dragon Age: Inquisition. My female inquisitor spent half the game hitting on Cassandra, only to discover that she’s really, really straight. It was both mortifying and hilarious. I appreciate that Bioware has set orientations for its major NPCs, and sticks to them, regardless of the…

What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?

Will the Pamela Anderson statue breath fire and shout “REMEMBER ME” every five minutes?

I always find a good 1 Timothy 5:18 puts an end to that nonsense. And for those who leave tracts, you can follow it up with good old Matthew 6:5.

I would have just hummed a few bars of “The Foggy Dew” as he was leaving for his flight.

“So...you have a higher than usual probability of prescription drug abuse?”