Dennis Farina was the fuckin’ best.

OK, your grandfather sounds hilarious.

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

You’re an engineer, aren’t you.

On the other hand, there is actually less cocaine in restaurants than there is in Marketing/Advertising.

I have no real idea who this is, but it’s nice that he’s so upfront about being Good, Giving and Game. I wish we could see more examples of this kind of sex-positive attitude from our professional sportspeople.

I have never seen behavior as unprofessional in a restaurant setting as I have at a major agency (or at clients of said agency). I’m talking about the kind of things that would get you stabbed by a sous-chef.

For Japanese people, to make them really feel at home, you should probably shout “Irasshaimase!” at them, loudly and annoyingly cheerfully, preferably while leaping out from some place of concealment within the shop.

There has been a great meme going around here recently- just for context, there is currently an election in Canada (I don’t know where you’re located, so you might already know this), and the incumbent, Stephen Harper, has made stirring up anti-Muslim sentiment a major part of his campaign. This has included things…

You’re funny.

Working in food service for any length of time, you realize one certainty in life: most people are completely fucking insane.

Also, Timmies coffee is shit. It doesn’t matter what you put in it.

I think we all know what just happened here, Bobby.

That’s actually funny, because I like very spicy foods, and I also look kind of like the Observers from Fringe.

Oh, for sure- it’s good on lots of things. Takoyaki, for instance. I just can’t deal with it on pizza. But that’s on me, not them.

Yeah, in Japan it’s more like “mayo squirted on top of pizza that already has toppings like tuna and sweet corn.” Again, not my cup of tea, but not the worst thing in the world.

I thought I’d seen everything when I was living in Japan, and they would put mayonnaise on pizza. But Japanese people put mayonnaise on everything, and you kind of get used to it.

Let’s go crazy, Broadway style!

I was going to go with alien, but you have presented a compelling theory.

Yeah, sour cream on a blondie sounds bretty damn good.