Are we not men?

The 77 is the St. Germain version. The original 75 was made with gin, simple syrup, and lemon juice.

I’m gonna punch you in the ovary. That’s what I’m gonna do.

Were they Australians? Because Australians like some weird shit on their burgers.

This is applicable to several of these. Butter lady. Nacho cheese guy. “Mother is made from asbestos” dude.

Y’know, guys- it just dawned on me how weird this film is.

“But our food is really good qualiteeee!”

Ain’t that some pool shift?

Oh, you crazy non-Indo-European language speakers, you.

I’ve been to Milwaukee, and I think there it might be tradition for everyone in a bar to be drunk by 7pm, too. I like Milwaukee.

I absolutely want to use this. I don’t speak Finnish, so I’m just going to tell people it’s pronounced “Jukka-Pekka Saraste.”

“They’re just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they’re written down for me. It’s a test designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come to your mind...about how your mother used to cook eggs.”

EGG MAN!

The San Pellegrino blood-orange flavor is pretty good.

Interestingly, Maadysun was the name of a lesser-known Babylonian deity mentioned in Isaiah.

I’ve had some pretty good goses, as well as some terrible and downright weird ones. I still want someone to brew a gose called “There Is A Light That Never Gose Out.”

What kind?

“They call me Mister Pibb!”

It’s even worse in Chicago or Buffalo, where it’s pronounced “paaahp”.