Nah, it’s Preston North End.

“Alright, what’s your major?”

Should have gone with Palace.

Not even a Man U fan, but Eric Fucking Cantona.

“Vell- vool is zo much easier to vork vith than satin.”

It was shot on the campus of my old university. Friends of mine were in it.

“Incorrect. Ze Gestapo never does anything ‘nicely’.”

One of the most ‘90s movies ever:

Yes. Yes it is.

A classic:

I love this story so much.

This actually reminds me of a take-out place in Mississauga, Ontario, called “Pita Nutso.” Story is, the owner originally wanted to call it “Pita Nazi,” after the Soup Nazi episode, until someone explained to him why this would be a bad idea.

You forgot calvados.*ducks*

Honestly, that would be better chemical warfare training than that whole “get in the shack with the tear gas” thing.

“It’s chowdah! Say it right!”

It reminds me a bit of a story my mother tells about visiting relatives in (very) northern Scotland. She overheard two of them talking about ruining a perfectly good piece of lamb with garlic.

Did you do any time when you murdered him?

Best I can do for you is a somewhat femmy activist/vigilante.

I spent a year dead for tax reasons, once.