You don’t own an onsen.

I have had similar experiences. Super inaka onesen were usually ok with tattoos, but I was asked to leave the Kobe spa because of my ink. This was back in the late ‘90s.

Corset fetish.

Gabriel works in a bike shop. Does that mean he won’t service a bicycle with a derailleur shifter or a quick-release?

“Hup Hey Ho Hup...”

And fuck Gabriel.

Really, this is all just an elaborate fig-leaf for their corset fetish. Which, in a way, is actually quite Victorian.

So...Canada South, then.

This coming from a country that doesn’t even have dill pickle chips.

You beat cancer and then went back to work at the carpet store? Boo.

People never remember REM’s follow-up single to “Don’t Go Back To Rockville.”- “How Did You Even Get Out Of Poolesville In The First Place?”

Yes, McDonald’s bullied a teenage girl with a serious burn into not getting any help.

Mediocre!

Did I just see a truck go by spraying water on the road surface?

WITNESS!

Site looks like it’ll give you malware herpes.

Wait...so this is actually about ethics in gaming journalism?

You keep Christmas in your way, let me keep it in mine.