I’ll never live like meatloaf people.

At least they weren’t Gaucho pants. I’m so glad those went away.

That dog was clearly tagged out at 2nd.

It’s Dutch!

SHINY AND CHROME!

Not even trolling.

Well, the ones in uniform all have to go to Timmies. The undercover ones are the only ones who can get away with it.

He’s like the Marcus Antionius of spilled coffee.

Ain’t that some pool shift?

oooOOOooo!

BUT HE PAYS TAXES!!1111!!!!!one!

The cake is a lie.

I wish the vegan police were real.

Aaand, we’ve found the engineer in the room.

No- they become involved in a complex scenario wherein they were supposed to be apprenticed to a pilot, but due to their nurse being hard-of-hearing, they become apprenticed to a pirate.

um...OK?

The Douchecaravels were very important to Portuguese exploration of the Far East, bringing back fine silks and body spray from the Orient.

THIS!

Oddly enough, douchebattleships are all called the New Jersey.