One of my ancestors captained a Douche o’War at Trafalgar.

Fuck off back to Redd...oh, right.

Just call a line cook- they have plenty of big knives.

A doucheschooner is grander and more commanding. It sails the high seas of douchebaggery, cresting waves of douche, the douchewinds in its sails.

Teenagers are, on average, fucking idiots.

Well, they’re both Canadian.

Unless you were a money-changer in the Temple.

At 11pm in Japan, every alley is piss alley.

I’d love to see some of these done for Hiroshige or Harunobu prints.

That last one from the Thirty-six Views of Mt. Fuji is wonderful.

FULL OF GLORY, SHINY AND CHROME!

Yeah, I wanted to punch that little red-headed shit really hard.

Yeah, I’m kind of glad that hardly anybody uses a mic in Titanfall now. I’ve only started playing recently, and the few times I’ve heard people use voice chat have actually startled me.

You don’t understand how surveys work.

Oh, the things I’ve rubbed my balls on in the workplace.

No worries- Kinja sometimes has a weird lag with comments and avatars.

I know, right? You don’t scream at Librarians!

Also, you can rest your head on a case of frozen wings. It’s actually quite comforting.

Mental illness and co-dependency can lead to some really fucked-up situations in a long-term relationship.

I would just dip my balls into a separate pitcher of heavy cream, which I would keep in the cooler especially for him.