This looks really exciting, but as I’ve said before, I’d really like to see a game that reflects the actual belief systems of early Medieval Europe, with appropraite controls:

I’m guessing it was Wheaton, Illinois- where Wheaton College (a religious school) is located.

Little known fact- it was originally a Catalan chain of restaurants. It’s actually pronounced Milestonès.

AND IT’S CHICKEN LEGS! CHICKEN LEGS AT 11:08! If you had “Chicken Legs” in the Pinkham Pool, please contact Pinkham for your winnings. That’s it for this week, folks, but we still have tickets for the 50/50 draw at $3 apiece, or 5 for $10. Remember, you can’t win if you don’t play!

I continue to apologize while I’m refunding her drink, while she continues to stand there and ladle out her drink onto a plate. The cars are backing up in the drive thru and I explain that I have to get back to my window, and she says, “No, you will wait here until I’ve gotten all the foam out of this drink.”

Eddy Merckx or Marianne Vos.

Humor is subjective, and, in your green and pleasant land, you are perfectly entitled not to be amused.

It’s a joke, Nigel.

That was a line I got from an old drag queen who ran a bingo at a bar I used to spend time at.

If you can get it, use duck fat for your fries- it will change your life!

Oh, god yes- I’m fucking ancient.

Unfortunately, it does also explain the current Tory majority (although you’d think UKIP might have done a better job of mobilizing their “steak is a vegitable” base).

Yeah, most decent places that still serve fries will blanche the fries in oil, and then toss them back in when an order is called. That’s how you get that nice light inside and super crispy outside.

WHAT MANNER OF SANDWICH AUGURY IS THIS?

I make a very nice vegan Bolognese sauce, but I tell people that I punched out a goose while I was making it.

I occasionally use it as a euphemism for “lesbian.”

Beurre blanc.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER! Swiss Cheese at 12:48! That’s Swiss Cheese, everyone- paying out at 4:1! Anyone who had Swiss Cheese, please contact Pinkham for your winnings.

Just think- if Movistar hadn’t been caught out on stage 2 and lost that time when the wind split the peloton, Quintana might have won.