I call it “The Stranger.”

What, what?

Cylons, dude.

Is this “Over 40: The Game”?

Actually, technically it’s only Pastor Tentacle Monster. He never finished divinity school.

I lived near a town that had its own cult (Tenrikyo) which believed that Jesus was reincarnated as a Japanese woman in 19th century Japan. It was a bit odd, but even they were pretty chill about it.

PLAY BALL!

“The Duck of Death?”

Totally off topic, but seeing that image makes me think, “Man, the new Professor Layton game looks super dark!”

блядь means something in Russian, right?

Ha! Buddies of mine used to work security there. Fun stories around prom season.

The one down at King and Peter?

Was this a place whose name was a colour, and then "Room"?

YUPPIE GHOSTS? HOLD ME, SCOOBY!

Will this game consume my life?

Former lifeguard here. I've pretty much seen it all. Pools are disgusting.

"Honey! I think the cat is sick again!"

"Fred! She's gotten her boobies!"

Unlockable Chuck Mangione!

Mark E. Smith doesn't give a fuck about which console he's coming to, you cunts.