I'm giving you a star, not just for speaking the truth, but for an awesome screen name.

Mine too.

"Well, I never! They're banning hoop skirts now? My stars and garters! Whatever shall I wear to the cotillion ball? I simply refuse to wear one of those newfangled bustles! Tell the girl to fetch my fan and some lavender-water!"

Dibs not Smurfette!

Slightly tangential, but never fight a baker.

AND MY HEMNES!

I'm at hour 70, and I think I'm a little past half way. I am currently putting more work into DAI than I do at my job.

You could be right. If there's anything we've learned from BCO, it's that aliens are all over our nation's restaurants.

Oh! So, like, half a bu, then.

That must get especially weird around Easter/Pesach.

"How many cubits is that?"

You're trying to cause a hate crime, aren't you.

Nonsense. The frappuccino is a perfectly legitimate coffee drink with a long history.

Also a colocynth is a flowering type of gourd. A coelacanth is a fish that was thought to be extinct.

Chocolate challah is a thing that exists:

"I was in the shade a moment ago, but now I'm in the sun. Is the sun going to continue to change position all day?"

Just before the incident, Herrera was heard to say, "Frankly, I'm sick of Phil Collins."

I used to be a little girl like you.

And isn't Anpanman's head supposed to be more flat-ish? You know, like an anpan?

Will they also stop writing "Bald Weirdo" on my coffee cups?