*whispers* something like half of modern Japanese food is actually Korean food...

Oh, I thought it was something you could make with a baby.

Damn, now I want some Korean pork bone soup.

Top speed: 380 mph!

I was hoping I'd find Icy Hot Stuntaz here.

I would have gone with "Twist Away The Gates of Steel" on this one, but these are all excellent.

Cool, I'll style my hair up like Morrissey's again!

He's not in a relationship, he's in a cult.

What if you jack it to Pokemon?

He is, most assuredly, all about that bass.

I want this to be some sort of sci-fi RPG, like, yesterday.

I'll inform the Widow Pacman.

Cool- what did you use for garum?

For me, every Mercedes is Hitler's Mercedes.

At least he got the plural of "nemesis" right.

I always get confused by Dan Savage's "campground" advice for an NSA relationship with a younger person. It's "Leave it in better condition than you found it," but for some reason, I always remember it as "Take only pictures, leave only footprints."