I don't think these people even know what the QUEERS are doing to the SOIL!

I lived for 10 years in some rather rough areas of Chicago (Woodlawn in the late '90s, Humboldt Park in the early '00s), and the only time I was mugged was in a relatively prosperous neighborhood. Despite what you may have heard, Chicago does not yet look like Escape From New York (much of which was actually filmed…

Yes.

That's cool- I've been playing a camping game for the last three weeks. This seems like the next logical step.

Actually, it was more "escaped with his family from Greece, mother went mad, lived with a series of relatives in France, sent to bleak boarding schools in England and Germany, then joined the British navy."

She can also rock a uniform pretty well. It's a bit Versace, but she makes it work.

1. That pizza is burnt to shit. Who made the decision to send that out because I hate them.

At present, the leading theory is drugs, but this is also compelling.

Oh yeah- people do that all the time, particularly in brunch places and cafes. Just let the kid run around. I've nearly trampled small children into the dirt on several occasions.

Trapped in the K-hole at McD's.

Catherine Spencer would like a word.

"Doop-de-doop-de-doo...Hey guys! What's up? Oh, me? Just headin' off to play some Rollercoaster Tycoon!"

My glasses!