Especially the "they got saran wrap up at the front" comment. She knows this guy ain't serious.

...nothing nice about this club Janet.

Are we certain it wouldn't breed a race of super-trolls, though?

*button pops off witness' blouse, exposing bra fringe*

I'm not an expert, but I think there miiiiight be a pinch in their inner-tube.

This looks like it has potential, but I'm hoping they are able to do things like keep the fashion consistent. Even in "historical" films and television, you often see things like 11th century tunics mixed with Tudor doublets and hose.

I feel like Wolverine could have been a bit more Owen Wilson?*rising intonation*

'Zounds, Sirrah- thou were'st served.

Dammit, I just punched my monitor.

First thing an entitled gay man would do- comment on another mans hair.

True story- the undergrad I was dating at UofC lived in an apartment with 5 other people, two of whom were a couple who fought constantly. One of their biggest arguments occurred at 3am on a Monday morning, because she wanted to have sex, and he wanted to continue reading The Critique of Practical Reason. He was the…

Relax, Sideshow Bob.

How many University of Chicago students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Remedial Training Company, 2nd Battalion, 317th Infantry, Fort Bragg REPRESENT!

The fact that the author does not know that the plural of "solarium" is "solaria" speaks volumes about the quality of current admissions to Harvard.

THIS.

Classy. And excellent taste in beer.

Displeased.

I've never found any. If you're ever in Toronto, hit up the Carousel Bakery in the St. Lawrence Market.