Well, there are plenty who would argue that so-called "Canadian bacon" isn't actually real bacon.

In Chicago, you go to White Castle for those sorts of late night shenanigans. I've been in a White Castle at 2am, where someone was bleeding from a stab wound in the bathroom, and everyone else was just eating their food like it wasn't any old thing.

The British do this too- they call real hockey "ice hockey," and field hockey just "hockey." But they are wrong, and that is why they no longer have an empire.

*muffled shouting from kitchen*

Counterpoint: Italian beef. I love it, but it is by no means indicative of culinary sophistication.

Cincinnati chili is just the worst.

Travis was high.

"...and what happened next?"

BAKA!

AW HELL NO.

At least he wears shoes.

Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, cuidado...LAS LLAMAS!

Yeah, stoats are pretty f-in' cute.

"I resent that remark."

Elite: Dangerous, Star Citizen, or No Man's Sky. Whichever game lets me put big stripes on my spaceship, I will buy.

Cool- looks like The Brothers Quay made a video game.