"Draw me like one of your French girls."
What the hell does bringing your own 100% whole grain pasta to a restaurant have to do with veganism?
I don't know why, but that just reminded me of Farley and Sandler's "Zagats" routine.
Wait- they were vegan, so they wanted the restaurant to prepare their own special 100% whole grain pasta?
They probably would have tipped the amount of the groupon, and not the full tab.
Is that why you bring your own food to restaurants?
Normally, that guy is full of shit...but in this case?
I'm thinking pistachio nuts and sunflower seeds?
Hey- my dad was killed by a glitter bomb. NOT COOL.
Go home, Alan Shearer. You're drunk.
He keeps posting panels to his twitter- they look amazing!
-1D10 SAN
Favoriting this just for Nick Cave. I don't even care if what you said works or not. Nick Cave.
"HAPPY 95th BIRTHDAY WOODY. WE LOVE YOU."
That cat is just the worst.
When I'm on my bike, and I see someone driving really slowly, or drifting out of their lane, and I pass them and they're fucking texting!