Hell, just look at Louie Gohmert.

That story makes me thankful for the guy I worked with who drilled it into my brain that if your knife is not in your hand being used, it is on your cutting board, or clean and put away.

Two years ago, I made a pilgrimage to the shrine of St. Basil Fuckoff outside of Milan. It was a profound and moving experience. It is also one of the few Catholic shrines that still permits tipping.

I love these.

Treacherous fundoshi guys! You can't keep Ultraman down!

"Hold it- how does a guy afford a nice duck like that on a cop's salary?"

The wings at Hooters are actually terrible.

#burlivesmatters? Hasn't he been dead for like 20 years?

The foxtrot is destroying the morals of the nation!

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

It would be hard to do so.

I, on the other hand, consider it a triumph. Making a note here- huge success.

I just committed an indecent act upon a Nanaimo bar.

Even while living in a Stalinist bunker, Effie Trinket has more style in her little finger than this horrible person will ever have.

Yuppity.

IT'S RIOT GRRRL TUESDAY!

Fool of a Took!

...all three of them.

Oh, you're terrible.

Horrorshow, me old droogie!