Maybe she ordered it in 1957?

If the manager is afraid to approach a table, that sounds like a job for the cops.

*sssssst* we don't tell anybody about Westmalle Tripel!

That's less of a "destination wedding" and more of a "neutral site."

No one is as excited about your wedding as you are.

"Nice ship. Where is other half?"

Hopefully one will give the other one herpes.

What the fuck is a "peanch"?

GUUUURL! THIS IS MY JAM!

Maybe she's Canadian?

I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY:

I don't even know what is happening with this. Just...what?

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

Oh, it's Louie Gohmert. They can barely keep him from eating his own tie on live television.

Good- now could you please explain "Spilling T" for all the childrens out there that don't know.

You see, I'd always thought that Mariah was someone with a fine voice who just happened to sing rather uninspired music, but now it seems as though she's actually somewhat clever.

"Is that him?"

No, that would be her creepy ex-boyfriend.

Except you know that #notyourshield, like Vivian James, is astroturf originating from 4chan (before even they bailed on GG), right? And that /v/ pretty much orchestrated use of the tag and an associated campaign of sockpuppetry- you knew that too, right? Because if you didn't, you'd seem awfully naive for someone…