Sri Jeff Windchyme's Vegan Smorgasbord Palace and Reflexology Parlor?

Are the peasants revolting?

Hey, I use that all the time!

That looks like a Kansas City bordello.

I love reading Behind Closed Ovens. For some reason, it always puts me in mind of the "Dipping Areas" sketch from The Kids In The Hall (in my opinion, some of their finest work):

Wait until winter, spray tree with jell-o solution, freeze overnight, hammer nail into tree in morning.

No, he really doesn't. He's a terrible defender, and whatever just happened was likely his fault.

It's Phil Senderos- he always looks like that.

You'll dance to anything by Book of Love.

Why do people even have a problem with letting the cat out of the bag? Usually, it's super cute!

This is literally the second Dead Milkmen song I have referenced today.

So you know what the QUEERS are doing to the SOIL, then?

And there is a special hell for the people who stalk and harass the parents of those children because they think it's all a conspiracy.

IT'S A FREEDOM SQUAT!

ALLEZ CUISINE!

Yes, but a slight lack of ocean.

Where the hell are you going to get laser sharks in College Station?

Yes. Butt Trumpets.