Hell, the two teens probably deserved a beating by the dumpster.

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Waffle House in Olathe, KS.

If only there were some way to cropdust someone over the internet...

I bet if you slapped it really hard across the side, it would wobble.

Unfortunately, those shitty kids eventually grow up into shitty people, and are then inflicted on the rest of us.

I think it was EBaumsworld.

He's got a sort of Viggo Mortensen in A History of Violence thing going on.

I'm rising above something right now.

I'm torn between Dude Who Sails Boats Alone, and Dude Who Fishes. I suppose I've always loved the sea.

It is not a sin to kill a Twihard! It is the path to salvation!

And once they were in power, they went and oppressed the shit out of the pagans, and Mithraists, and various other mysteries.

DO SOUTHERN ENGLANDERS TWANG????

You know, I used to think that about Chick tracts...

Ironically, because her description of Hagrid makes him sound like the gayest damn missionary ever.

Is it like rain on your wedding day?

Be sure to wear flowers in your hair.

My biggest take-away from this was "Big Gulp of Amarone". Now I know what I'm doing this evening.

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