Yeah, they totally missed Contador just sort of casually ride away from Froome just before the final summit.

...but it helps.

LEONARD BERNSTEIN

Don't be ridiculous. No one who eats at Denny's actually exercises.

Bitch Pudding Lawndarts

I love the "Rawr kill the hand I is fearsum predator!" bits.

This whole video is great for that. And it's still a kitten.

Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!

You might almost say they were catfishing their audience.

Because they are not TOYS for your AMUSEMENT.

Who's "Jerry"? Do you mean "Larry"?

Frankly, I'm not buying any diamond, because the fetishization of diamonds, regardless of their source, helps to prop up the De Beers cartel, who I guarantee you are still profiting from blood diamonds.

If I'm not buying a blood diamond, I'm sure as hell not going to buy a poop diamond.

Are you trying to tell me that "You Eats It, You Keeps It" is no longer an accepted tenet of Common Law?

Well...that too.

Meanwhile-

Oh yeah- I live in rural Nara. Rural Kyushu seems like it would be a whole other planet.

They tried that in '45. Didn't work.

Hey- you keep Christmas in your way, and let me keep it in mine.

I have no problem with women, or really anyone, drinking as much as they want to. That being said: Jesus Christ, England- slow down a bit. It's 9pm, and that's your 8th vodka. In the past hour.