Weird- that doesn't look anything like Toronto.

"And she's so skinny!"

No disagreement there. Except that now I want some biscuits and gravy.

A lot of Jamaican and Trini food is Indian-influenced, and there they often call the sauce "gravy," as in "Do you want curry gravy on your rice and peas." STILL NOT THE SAME THING.

Or if something bad happens to a rich person.

He was probably also wearing a flat-brim Cubs hat sideways.

The music was pretty good, though:

This. I wanted to shake him and say INDIAN FOOD RELIES HEAVILY ON SAUCES! IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN BY "GRAVY"?

Nathaniel M. is what passes for sophisticated in Calgary.

Do interior decorators react to coke the way Popeye reacts to spinach?

Abe R. probably then went to Revolution and asked if they "have anything like Grolsch" or "what beer is the most popular"? Or maybe tried to order a Honkers.

The Disney film is set in sort of a Baghdad-analogue, so Aladdin could possibly be Arab, Turkish, Persian, Kurdish, or any number of things. He is supposed to be a younger man, so I guess the chest hair thing does make sense.

Well, he did claim to have been sold as a slave, and then given as a gift to the wife of a Turkish nobleman- perhaps she had certain preferences in that area?

I find the rest of him being not so harry more surprising.

Also, an Englishman from the early 17th century would absolutely not have been circumcised. Even though he was not a puritan, religion was still a very touchy subject, and you wouldn't want to do anything that might make someone think you were Catholic, let alone Jewish.

The Christina Aguilera baby news is one of the few things read this week where I was able to say, "Hey- that's nice."

Yeah, but Sorry 2k14 was terrible. Really not an improvement on the franchise.

Most pirated games in Canada:

Well, great- I've been living in sin with myself for the past 7 years, but now my mom is really going to start getting on my ass about this.

Hell- at 9 I was taking my little brother to school. And roaming the neighborhood with a bunch of other 9-year-olds after school. When it was warm out, our parents would tell us to come back when the streetlights came on.