Prepare to be disappointed, if the leaks prove to be true. The fact that Palps is somehow back, with absolutely no foreshadowing whatsoever, tells you all you need to know. They’re going to stuff this thing with nostalgia and pander all they can to try and win back goodwill from longtime fans after TLJ shit all over…

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

I actually thought this would be something worse, like having Kevin J Anderson or Brannon Braga getting a writing credit.

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”

Oops - forgot Josh Trank! I’m glad we have Kennedy at the helm, averting disasters *checks notes* that she hired.

I have low expectations for this film.

Pretty much where I’m at. The sequel trilogy has NOT worked for me, but I bleed Star Wars through and through, so I’ll see the shit outta this on general principle. I just wish this story and these characters worked for me more.

Nah, just vent to the popcorn vendor in Tomorrowland. That's the preferred method.

The issues I take is of redefining the heroes journey to lead Luke to where he was. But I blame that on Rian Johnson’s hero deconstruction bent. The Luke at the end of Return of the Jedi was not the kind of Luke that could toss one of his father’s lightsabers over his shoulder like a piece of junk. They didn’t *earn*…

My mom would have beat me, then made me go on national TV and apologize, then took me home, beat me some more and planned my life until I was 18, weekly beatings included. 

that’s like your opinion, I find the office thoroughly annoying.

And yet, he was incapable of elevating Star Trek or Star Wars above their immediate (and mediocre) predecessors.

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

And that’ll just take a minute, leaving the rest of the time to catch this show. Win, Win.

Another failed exercise from the 'genius' Alex Kurtzman.... Star Trek is doomed under that idiot's creative management.

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The Last Jedi is trash. I just watched it again last night, reluctantly with my 9 year old daughter and I can’t see how anyone involved with the production could have signed-off on that madness. It was a few drinks short of a literal clusterf*ck.

Vicki Lewis (everything NewsRadio really) was so awesome. I can’t believe KG stole her shtick and made a living despite zero talent while VL quietly lives in the background.

Oh hush, ya fool. No one cares.


I wish we were in a parallel dimension in which she disappeared with Suddenly Susan. I can’t believe I’ve spent 20+ years having to hear about the lesser version of Vicki Lewis.  

I wish she’d taken Jerry Seinfeld’s advice and quit showbiz in 1996.

Write a full score for each show, Zutroi, and every week you’ll get a shiny nickel.