Yeah, I don’t know if I’ve ever heard the speaker’s voice more clearly than while reading this story. 

The new Echo and Dot designs are a weird left turn but I can’t say I don’t want one.

I would like to confirm that you are a bad person.

Cut this shit out. She is a teenager in a dysfunctional family. You are compounding her anguish. Just stop.

Hunh, someone who married Mariah Carey and wears turbans has wild ideas and no sense of self-preservation?! Smh

If loving this guy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

It sounds like Hamilton Nolan is writing under the pen name Joan Summers. 

So Jezebel is in the “Property is Theft” camp now? Good to know.

Look... I get it, Bezos has far too much money and income inequality is bullshit and Amazon workers are treated like shit. That’s shitty.

Whoa.  Tony Romo reads books?

She’s not interviewing the accuser, social scientists, or commentators on gender hierarchy in the USA. And by continuing the conversation among his celebrity friends and peers, she doesn’t appear to be looking for new information or advancing the dialogue.

Not to mention how often that variation of the story sank into Prequel levels of cheesiness and sentimentality

I mean, I don’t have strong feelings one way or the other about how Rose was used in ROS, but that’s largely because of how poorly the character was written in TLJ.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”

Nah, just vent to the popcorn vendor in Tomorrowland. That's the preferred method.

My mom would have beat me, then made me go on national TV and apologize, then took me home, beat me some more and planned my life until I was 18, weekly beatings included. 

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

Write a full score for each show, Zutroi, and every week you’ll get a shiny nickel.