No. I will not. Some things cannot be forgiven. Your mom understands.

Fucking moron.

Station!

Jackie Chiles!

Game of Thrones is just one of Dr Bashirs childish holosuite programs. As soon as Miles appears it’s confirmed 100%

My wife completely shot down my Master Pandemoneum costume idea for my son’s first Halloween. (The 2nd baby would have been my 1 year old niece).

Oh, wow. I never would’ve noticed that Scaramucci’s a dead ringer for the Red Skull: the prominent brow and jaw, the beady eyes, Jesus.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Coincidentally, he’s also what Luke Cage needed for at least half a season to build sufficient quantities goodwill to excuse what became a mess of a show after Ali left.

But don’t hire Barry Zuckercorn. Despite his ads to the contrary, he’s the worst.

This is bullshit. You’re talking about political beliefs as though they should be treated like religion. Fuck that, that’s why we’re in such a goddam mess right now, people investing their personal beliefs to such a degree that facts and evidence become irrelevant to them (and no, you’re not some special exception).

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

Jabba: “So you can get my cargo delivered on time, despite the Imperial troubles in the area?”

Young Solo: “I can.”

Ron Howard Voice Over: “He can’t.”

Hopefully, Lando will lose the Millennium Falcon to Han and say “I’ve made a huge mistake”.

He’s ruined 21st century sci-fi, and now he’s gonna ruin this too! Oh my goooooooooooooood!

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

George and Timothy are my favorites and not just to be contrarian but they are in my 2 favorite Bond movies...On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and License to Kill.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”