Oh, wow. I never would’ve noticed that Scaramucci’s a dead ringer for the Red Skull: the prominent brow and jaw, the beady eyes, Jesus.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Coincidentally, he’s also what Luke Cage needed for at least half a season to build sufficient quantities goodwill to excuse what became a mess of a show after Ali left.

This is bullshit. You’re talking about political beliefs as though they should be treated like religion. Fuck that, that’s why we’re in such a goddam mess right now, people investing their personal beliefs to such a degree that facts and evidence become irrelevant to them (and no, you’re not some special exception).

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

And yes, committing green card and insurance fraud are serious crimes. So were hiding Jews in your attic or slaves in your basement.

A couple of married Houston neurologists

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

WE FUCKING DID IT AMERICA. SUCK MY DICK, TOM BRADY. NONE FOR YOU ROETHLISBERGER (AND I CAN FIGHT BACK SO DON’T TRY ME)

I’m a Falcons fan and HOLY HELL WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. I’M IN THE MOST GLORIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL DREAM OF MY LIFE AND I CAN’T WAKE UP. AND I DON’T THINK I WANT TO.

Yes, counter-balance. The forward lunge provided counter-balance for the mule kick to the nuts attempt.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Wait a minute...Trent Dilfer being bad at his job and things still working out because everyone else on the team is good at theirs? Now I’ve heard everything.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

white actors look alike