“To be fair to Butler, which I have no real reason to do”

Missing Judgment Night.  Therefore bad list.

There were allies and people wanted to help. And then a bunch of cities were set on fire and we were told police departments didn’t need to exist as crime skyrockets. Sometimes good is good enough and it doesn’t have to be perfect.  But there’s always some myopic noodges who want more and fuck it up for everyone.

so a couple of things. 1) great. But people should stop working with Seth Rogan too because he’s fucking tedious.

Carlson is bad and evil.  But Lorenz’s schtick is harassing people for what she deems wrongthink.  She’s out looking to ruin people.  That’s not journalism.

i have a 7 year old and a 6 year old. the 7 year old got a tiktalk3 watch for her birthday. very basic calling and texting, with an app parents can use. it’s great. she’s very responsible with it, but it has a list of pre-approved #’s to call, it blocks unknown incoming calls and texts.

Most importantly, her dad was the basketball coach in the film Teen Wolf.

lol.  Who said RBG was a nice person?  Obama asked her to consider stepping down and in her hubris, she said no.  Now you have Amy Coney Barrett because RBG thought she was gonna live forever.

Please don’t kink shame me but the up-do and glasses is my kryptonite.

Can I be real for a second.  I would kill everyone here for a nu-way hot dog right now.  those things are great.

This is in so many workplaces, not just at restaurants. Law partners treat new associates like absolute dogshit because that’s what happened to them when they were new associates.

I took lexapro for about 4 years.  the one side effect i noticed was it took a LOT of work for me to achieve ejaculation. most partners were enthused by my stamina.  now i’m back to being a two minute tommy.:(

She seems like a delight.  I’m sure Donald spent many a night beating off while she washed her hair and called him a pigfucker.

You have to understand, when you work for a Gawker-adjacent publication, questioning the journalistic ethics of <checks notes> Marie Claire, is about the only way you can write about the topic.

I’m not going to give her a pass for the birther shit but this is a woman that made some choices years ago for a convenient life with some money in her pocket and a little bit of freedom, and then her shithead husband decides to do something ridiculous, actually succeeds at it and is stuck.

look, if you want to finance Jesse Tyler Ferguson in a Die Hard reboot, go ahead.  

Greg Fitzsimmons, himself a terrible person, has horror stories on working on Ellen that he used to tell the Adam Carolla podcast on the regular.

I see the pendulum has swung completely from the late 80's. Liberals defended art as unassailable when conservatives became vocal about things like Mapplethorpe’s Piss Christ. And now just a different group of people want to say what is and what is not acceptable art and get rid of what is unacceptable.

May you have a blessed Prime Day.

May you have a blessed Prime Day.

tbh it sounds better than the world we are actually living in today.