She is an awful human. Another terrible friend of her has a podcast. That friend had recently broken up with her fiance but said it was mutual and there was no ill feelings from either party and Bethany Mandel was on (i forget if she’s a cohost or guest) and begins to trash the ex-fiance and the guy’s family. Like…

Carnegie Mellon is a REALLY good school so why did Felicity Huffman have so little faith in her daughter?

Being a landlord is questionable? wtf.

His father left when he was young, of course he’s black.

surprising this is an Adam Carolla project, but good for him.

he’s also giving you more free time, so.

a man as wealthy as bezos does not get scared.

look, if america was carrying an extra 20, I understand a complaint that hey, Los Angeles and Atlanta aren’t walking cities, or my job keeps me from working out when i’d like to.

I mean here are the two big problems with both of them:

Look, this is how the market is supposed to work.  Whatever Showtime’s motivations were, they gave her a better deal than Netflix. Good for her, maybe good for them (i don’t know who is watching showtime.)

Woody Allen used to have a stand up bit where he said “ My wife and I decided to either go on a trip and work on our marriage or get divorced and we discussed it and said  ‘a trip will be over in two weeks but the divorce is something we will always have.’”

So you aren’t liable for anything when you call someone else a pedo, but when you call yourself one it can get you fired.

I mean, that Atlanta paper defense of her was “she was a good reporter whose personal life was so chaotic that it’s almost really surprising she didn’t sleep with anyone for stories cause she was drunk and half naked most of the time, but she didn’t sleep with anyone for stories.”

in 1998 people were interested in a Cameron Diaz/Drew Barrymore/Lucy Liu film. They were all very popular at the time. I only saw the girl from twilight and 2 actresses I do not recognize and they all looked so unhappy to be there. tbf, kristen stewart always looks unhappy to be anywhere.

Dude wore a Kunta Kinte shirt to his workout.  That must have had all 32 owners reaching for heartburn and headache meds and made their decisions that much easier.

If i’m waiting for an uber and the driver doesn’t call or anything and i’m forced to cancel, why should he get any money at all?  

They should make this permanent.  my kids love it.

Roses are red,

Most important marriage knowledge : When a husband and a wife are negotiating something out, whose family to spend thanksgiving with, whatever. It’s not like two countries negotiating a trade deal. It’s like your wife is a terrorist organization and she is not afraid to kill the hostages.

who are Eric and Donald Jr?  I am only aware of the Trump Chidren Uday, Qusay and Retarded Eva Braun.