I am not jealous of you.  You are awful.  A garbage shitlord.

A member of the party who had a literal celebration on the white house lawn when their president was acquitted of lying about taking advantage of a 21 year old girl is hot and bothered about bothsiderism.

He didn’t tag the Foo Fighters guy and he’s right there looking as grizzled as ever.

I wish I loved anything the way the Jenners/Kardashians love black dudes.

Helter Skelter was an exercise in self-aggrandizement on Bulgiosi’s part.  Everyone was incompetent but him.  I mean, he was probably right as to the LAPD because see what happened 25 years later with OJ, it was the same shit he was writing about back then.  

This is neither here nor there, but I would eat Liberte Austin’s asshole like it was a birthday cake.

I discovered MGMT on the PA system at Old Navy in early 2009.  I got into a literal fight about it with my then girlfriend because I was convinced it was music produced by Old Navy to play in their stores, not a “legitimate” band that ended up being wildly popular.  I hate that I was wrong.  For me, for her, for all…

Does the Iron Sheik know this because I’m pretty sure he thinks the Ultimate Warrior was the biggest homosexual on the planet.

No, after a legislative session it could be very normal. Most Executive offices see turnover like that at the end of a session. It typically may not happen on the same day, but it happens. DeSantis sticks out because Florida is crazy and he’s crazy and Matt Gaetz is crazy.

I’m currently driving a 95 Bronco Eddie Bauer.  I don’t want to ever give it up

Reid Bigland sounds like a douche name straight from central casting.

GWB is the reason we know who Neil Degrasse Tyson is so.

Brie Larson is a sentient piece of cardboard. The story blows. She stuck her face in an alien airplane engine and got powers?

it was shot during his downtown filming Amistad, it feels like.

The Stones, even in the very early years, demanded that old blues guys open up for them on tour. They were constantly paying tribute to the old blues guys.

Garbage media organization concern trolls another garbage media organization. News at 11.

I mean, this is the same woman that Al Gore hired in 2000 and all she could come up with was he had to wear “earth tones”.

I saw E.L. James and “Fuck a Duck” and assumed at some point, someone fucked a duck.

Enterprise used to not have an under 25 fee.  Has that changed?

Can we agree that if you take away a taser from a cop and use it on him that the chance of a good outcome is next to zero?