ok cool.  book ‘em.

So if you apologize, you are good, right? That’s all we need to do because Seth Meyers said so?

Dude fingers a 22 year old in the white house and Democrats slut shame her and have a pep rally on the white house lawn to defend. Old Joe sniffs a woman’s head and you want to hang him.

You assholes don’t get to say “The Clintons should shut the hell up.”. When push came to shove, Democrats decided it was ok to trash a 22 year old girl and rally around (literally it was a pep rally at the white house the day the senate failed to convict on impeachment) him and his enabling wife. And then force them…

no sex and no booze? every day is ramadan for me.

political writer sex harrassment adjacent, but - was it ever clear what Ryan Lizza was accused of?  He literally got a 2 week vacation and was back at it with virtually no repercussions.

you love the hold steady so you can fuck right off.

he’s a weird, lazy, half a communist jagoff.

I can see how Oprah would be interviewing a holocaust survivor and just nodding her head and then start her signoff and start sobbing at her own magnificence.  She’s a fully realized human being.  Like the Dalai Lama or Yoko Ono.

So my kids like to listen to Alexa tell them bedtime stories and each time we start the process, Alexa responds “If you would like to skip ahead or repeat a story say ‘Alexa’... And then Alexa wakes itself and take a 5 second break waiting for someone to say something then goes on with its spiel. It literally wakes…

No. It’s an issue. Not a huge issue. And only being discussed because there are 2 skrillion people running for the democratic nomination and non-huge, largely irrelevant issues help winnow the field because that’s how silly all this has become.

so someone who is not a native american would be disindigenuous?  I think that works for Warren too.

That’s fine but Nike still paid for Zion to go to Duke, irrespective of how Avenatti beclowns himself.

she used to bang bill maher.  hasn’t she suffered enough?

Joe Biden is a handsy guy. Not like finger blast you in the bathroom of a steak n shake at 4 AM but he can’t keep his hands to himself. Like some people find it endearing. Others can’t. in 2019, you can’t be handsy.

if she thinks that’s bad, she should know they got priests fucking kids out here.

What frustrates me about this show, and it frustrated me about the 2009 reboot, is the laziness of the writing. Ok. Star Trek has time travel. sometimes. Not all the time. Not even most of the time. Once in a while. But damned if that’s not the first thing everyone goes for when Star Trek falls in their laps. I mean.…

I love Jennifer Esposito.  I wonder what her butthole tastes like.

So has Simmons ever been given the business for being a joke stealer?  

Roses are red, but not locally grown