if you even think you need to consult an app, you are too high.

one day off for spacey to fuck a bunch of young boys, another day off for singer to re-plow them.

That 99 Braves team with Conspiracy Theory Chipper, Sexual Assault mocker Bret Boone and John Rocker must have been fucking something.

READ ANOTHER BOOK.

go to hell, fuckers. i’m sticking with pumpkin.

So here is the thing. Luke Cage is the best of the bunch only if you stop watching when Cottonmouth dies. After that it’s fucking ponderous.

You know how the Bushes and BC for the most part haven’t ever criticized a sitting president? Jimmy Carter doesn’t have that gene or whatever. Carter routinely would air his grievances with Clinton during the first term.

volume.

that’s what i’d like to know about it.

that’s what i’d like to know about it.

if he wasn’t allowed access to dem titties, he should cheat.

I would like to stick my tongue in olivia munn’s asshole. can anyone help me swing that?

CHRIS FARLEY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 20 YEARS. “Several years ago” what the fuck. SEVERAL IS NOT TWENTY.

Seems like a real FU to Notaro after all that has transpired for Louis to remain an EP on her show. I know he doesn’t do anything, but he’s basically collecting a check from a person who hates him and doesn’t want anything to do with him.

I heard the n word more in 3 hours of sitting in the bleachers at Fenway, than i have in 40 years of living in Tennessee, Georgia and Texas.

I’m working on a screenplay for Bradley Cooper where he plays a loveable slacker named Guy Dudebro

I would like to see her butthole.

This is all well and good, but every article on the Braves’ move is about how backwards and racist Cobb county is, and never has Deadspin written about why the Braves had to move. Cobb was nice, and money was good, obviously, but they had been telling the City of Atlanta for years that there were issues around the…

Most major public universities have athletic foundations that operate this way. Freeze is a dipshit, but this “OHHH SCARY CORPORATION IS INVOLVED” is a pretty common thing.

If i’m added as an authorized user, will I have to get a credit check run? can the card issuer refuse to do it?