People want to create art. And that offends you.

Yes, other people’s writing certainly is Deadspin at its best.

Wait, now Romney and Bush have joined forces? Weren’t they competing bidders a month or 2 ago?

How hard is it not to fight with a no kill shelter? Jesus. that’s narcissism there.

Why? Lena Dunham is a terrible, self involved narcissist. This is what Donald Rumsfeld calls a “known known”.

He didn’t suck off 50 strangers in a bathhouse or get his rectum torn up at a rest area, so he’s clearly a bad person.

As a Greek who only uses Olive Oil, I didn’t realize this was even a thing. Fuck it, i’m doing it anyway.

Again, a bad opinion. It’s ok. Even HBO makes mistakes.

Again, a bad opinion. It’s ok. Even HBO makes mistakes.

This is a bad opinion and you should feel bad for having. Also, nothing JJ Abrams touches is the best anything. Also, nothing Damon Lindelof touches is even good. Best? Get the fuck out of here with this bad idea.

This is a bad opinion and you should feel bad for having. Also, nothing JJ Abrams touches is the best anything. …

not only that, hamilton is an asshole, too.

Well, that’s not how any of this works.

Next up, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards to be summarily executed for playing the blues.

no this is just the richard armitage who leaked Valerie Plame’s identity to Robert Novak and after a protracted investigation/scandal where just about everyone but Armitage was accused of the leaking, he spoke up and said “oops”

eat large quantities, piss in toilet, do not flush, have your wife pissed at you forever.

spades, huh?

Fenway Park is the most racist place in America, and I say that as someone who has lived all my life in Tennessee, Georgia or Texas.

I don’t understand how this is a slam dunk, but the Gayes haven’t sued Ed Sheeran for ripping off Let’s Get it On and calling it Thinking Out Loud.

Venomous. Not Poisonous.

To me, what’s interesting here is that she says she hasn’t communicated with Louis CK in a year and a half, like there was already some bad blood there.

He beat his children during games?