Ole Miss is one of a handful of schools that makes me nervous when I hear that they’re “getting back to the fundamentals”.

Legal advice:

If only he had stayed for a full four years of college he might have learned to stick a towel under the door.

Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs. 

I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and only him.

Tell me again why we can’t stop these people from reproducing? What’s so wrong about castrating this prick? Seriously, fuck this piece of garbage.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

At the conclusion of this contract, Cousins will have earned $127,896,600 million in 5 seasons. That is all.

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

In an August 2, 1894 article....

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

Remember when Larry Nance and Rodney Hood fixed the Cavs? That was a fun half-week.

Tim Donaghy has already submitted his application.

Asked for comment, most women didn’t respond, and several others simply wrote, “Hey.”

I honestly hope LeBron signs with Philly so Skip Bayless can blame him for the crack in the Liberty Bell.

Yeah but that free two day shipping with Amazon Prime.......

Is there going to be another post about Bernie Sanders playing the same game?

Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me”?

I want a fucking parade for this guy.

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”