“uhh, hello?”

I’ve always been intrigued by LGB people who are out and pursue employment with, say, a Catholic school or any kind of religious entity.

That’s an upgrade from his time on the Patriots where Brady called him Street Rat.

I just went to Pro Football Reference to look up Garoppolo’s stats to make a shitty joke about him being overpaid, but forgot that nonsense. Instead, I will focus on the fact that one of Jimmy’s nicknames is apparently “Prince Aladdin.”

Nah, I’m with you. Barry also looks like a coward for avoiding bringing up the pulling of the race card here also.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

Puig probably banged somebody’s wife.

Big Dick Nick & Chill Little Lil

Whether she can maintain that poise rests in part on whether she can get through adolescence without learning that, at one point in time, tens of thousands of Internet people (to estimate conservatively) imagined her father (who will probably be a pastor by then) to be in possession of a tremendous wang.

Probably all speaking African with each other too.

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

I don’t understand the question.

I ordered 9 things on amazon this weekend and i hope my city wins the amazon 2nd HQ. The biggest employer here pays no local property tax and was incentivized to build here. Then it brought 20k professional jobs to the area. This town has gone through a massive boom because of them and its a great city.

We were all born again after that dunk.

I know that Turnover Chain LOOKS heavy, but damn...

I need a Bortles-Keenum SuperBowl. I NEED IT!

This is the most obvious outcome, I can’t believe that it’s even newsworthy. If I have to pay people to $15/hr to push at picture buttons, robots become real cost-effective. The minimum wage had to increase, but by pushing it to $15/hr, these protesters are killing their own jobs.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.