Fifth grade state report on Ohio. Under “Culture”, I wrote about the Columbus Blue Jackets acquiring a future star with the #1 pick in the 2002 NHL Draft: Tyson Nash. Thankfully, Mrs. Lefkowitz didn’t pickup on my error.

I’ve been reading more of Barstool lately.

“Who the fuck are all of these guys?”

How many times is Jack Edwards going to let us know he’s more than willing to be licked by Marchand if this is something Marchand has trouble controlling?

He still hasn’t tweeted out a picture of is gruesome injury.

Between the Leafs and the Raps, why do I continue to punish myself by becoming so attached to laundry?

Dude is cool with a bald eagle landing on him.

I cannot believe I watched that video until the end.

I’ll chip in for them to get Arlo White. That dude could make my 8 year old sister’s Sunday afternoon soccer game/ice cream party feel like a Merseyside Derby.

Time for Roman Cechmanek to come out of retirement.

These pictures gonna put Viagra out of business.

When does Atlanta play Texas?

Tom, Mexico v. USA in this summer’s World Cup Final (I know US isn’t in it but indulge me for a second...), who you rooting for?

Phil Nevin still exists?

I miss Jeffrey Loria.

Are you sure he didn’t sign with Duke?

How the fuck does someone do this to a woman?

Lol. Wretched White Person. Get over it Tom Ley, you’re white. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Counterpoint: Lebron