moishele
moishele
5/25/18
1:48 PM
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Fifth grade state report on Ohio. Under “Culture”, I wrote about the Columbus Blue Jackets acquiring a future star with the #1 pick in the 2002 NHL Draft: Tyson Nash. Thankfully, Mrs. Lefkowitz didn’t pickup on my error.

5/6/18
5:25 PM
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How many times is Jack Edwards going to let us know he’s more than willing to be licked by Marchand if this is something Marchand has trouble controlling? Read more

5/4/18
12:00 PM
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Between the Leafs and the Raps, why do I continue to punish myself by becoming so attached to laundry?

4/25/18
5:52 PM
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I’ll chip in for them to get Arlo White. That dude could make my 8 year old sister’s Sunday afternoon soccer game/ice cream party feel like a Merseyside Derby.

4/23/18
10:08 AM
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Time for Roman Cechmanek to come out of retirement.

4/19/18
6:42 PM
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These pictures gonna put Viagra out of business.

4/13/18
1:43 PM
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Tom, Mexico v. USA in this summer’s World Cup Final (I know US isn’t in it but indulge me for a second...), who you rooting for?

4/9/18
7:51 PM
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Are you sure he didn’t sign with Duke?

3/14/18
4:36 PM
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How the fuck does someone do this to a woman?

3/12/18
2:59 PM
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Lol. Wretched White Person. Get over it Tom Ley, you’re white. Nothing to be ashamed of.