Remember in middle school when they were the best team in the East?

I thought Tit would go for #freethenipple

It was only a matter of time until God tracked down the last Canaanite.

Well, at least we can now answer the question:

Dirk Nowitzki is still playing?

I always wanted America to have it’s own Arsene Wenger!

Buster Olney reports that Jeter just traded him for Antonio Alfonseca’s extra finger and a player to be named later.

Single handedly taking down the entire ‘01 NFC Pro Bowl team. Impressive.

Tarik Cohen got to NY that quickly? Damn, he’s fast.

About 33% of what he meant to Toronto.

I spy a Charlie Batch.

Thank the lord for Phil Kessel. Without him, my forehead would be the shiniest in North America.

If only we could assume these fans were just trying to get on Billspin.

Substantive stories like this is why I come to this site.

Can’t. I’m Shomer Negiah.

Is Costa really going to Atletico? I’ve come to learn that EPL transfer rumors are a dime a dozen.

Sport with bowties and vests = good sport.

Can’t believe Todd Bertuzzi thought that changing his first name and switching a few vowels around in his last name would help him keep his cover.

Maybe Thompson wouldn’t have been as upset if Lebron sugar coded his message.

Can’t wait for this guy to light it up for Team Israel.