Dustin Byfuglien > Pack of wolves + Arian Foster.

Pretty upsetting. But not as pathetic as a President providing a lifeline to a regime that has “Death to Israel” imprinted on its missiles.

Meanwhile in Gaza, the “morality enforcer” was just appointed the next in line. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/13/world/middleeast/yehya-sinwar-hamas-gaza.html?hpw&rref=world&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=well-region&region=bottom-well&WT.nav=bottom-well

When I was in 8th or 9th grade, one of my friends got Jeffrey Loria’s phone number. Don’t know how. We use to call him all the time, with suggestions for trade ideas (Brad Penny for Randy Johnson!) and other important stuff we felt he needed to hear. One afternoon, we wanted to know the score of Marlins game, so I…

Lol “debilitating greed”. I forgot America sucks and no one in Cuba, Mexico, Syria, Sudan, Somalia (shall I go on?) wants to or has ever wanted to live here.

Indeed, were all of the attendees of Davos to be rounded up and forcibly taxed for everything they’re worth

Took him long enough, but a shrewd way to escape that MRSA infested locker room/pirate ship.

Nothing surprising here. People like reading about exposed dicks. Looking forward to Deadspin publishing more articles this year about Barack Obama.

I thought the guy who played Grand Moff Tarkin was dead? Turns out he was coaching Swansea all along?

Without the 10-time defending champion for Best Looking Guy in New York manning the net, will Rangers tickets cease being ten times more expensive than the team that plays five miles away?

Good idea that would benefit us American soccer fans: NBC should put subtitles for the songs the fans are singing. I can barely understand the cockney accent when they’re sober, let alone when they’re (I’m?) five beers in.

shannon sharpe

Deadspin needs to do more to encourage this kind of behavior. I’m thinking once a year, patrol the Bills parking lot with a film crew, trying to find the Deadspin Billsiest Bills Fan of the Year. Winner gets a 6-pack of Natty Ice.  

Wait, so Democrats abuse power too?

mazel fucking tov

Well this explains why Dreyfus was left off the team.

Now there’s a video Gawker should pay good money to acquire.

Marlon Byrd. A land-animal middle name away from hitting for the rare animal name cycle.

Thank you bubbie for getting me that iPod mini for my bar mitzvah! Not only was I able to feel cool then listening to Good Charlotte, I’m now going to be able to make some extra gelt!

is that Dan Shulman I hear? Has he always done Jays games?