Aquaman is DC's Namor. Namor was first. (And he's brown; let's be real here.) Do your homework E!. Idiots.

Blasphemy. I'll say a prayer for you.

Nathan Stewart Jarrett please? Chiwetel? Matt Smith?

Nah son. Homie wanna kiss.

There are so many Isms on these replies that I'm finding it hard to come up with a witty reply. I dunno. I'm black. I date a Polish girl. I'm aware that I'm black and that she's white and that for the sake of conversation there needs to be some sort of political conflict. But I think these fuckers said it pretty well:

A Long Time Ago In College... sigh. Now I'm old.

I'M SO HAPPY YOU GOT THE REFERENCE. Or as my old cast says "Rent-ference." A few days passed and I was worried that something was wrong with Jezebel. I haven't stopped singing the poop song since.

This is the kind of love I want.

I poop. My girlfriend poops. The ground thaws. The rain falls. The grass grows. We all poop.

Only if you poop on the book.

Good people should never rejoice when a person dies. Even if you think they deserve it.

What an ugly creature.

This world sucks sometimes.

HAHAHAHAHA. America is "Our Country." Awesome.

Rooney Mara?

I wish March was every month.

I win at yoga all the time against my girlfriend...then again...it's probably not a competition to her and I'm just barging into these classes trying to feed my hungry male ego...

I hate admitting when Mama is right.

Date with Batman.