Jalopnik: Top Gear UK with none of the talent or ambition

But he wouldn't damage a car.

How in the hell does anyone let you drive a press car?

Not the worst trip to Pine Barrens I've seen, but the big question is... did you kill The Russian?

Based on your driving history, maybe you should stick to a skateboard.

I tried backing up, but bumped the tree behind. I pulled as far forward and tried to cut back as best I could, but that tree on my passenger side wasn't going away. I cut forward and back, forward and back, but I was hemmed in on all my sides. I felt like Austin Powers, and I was starting to get an understanding of…

Me: Code Brown.

Dude just kept going like it was nothing out of the ordinary.

Without a doubt, BMW M3 CSL. Hands down.

2004 Honda s2000

The transmission on this car is a brand new 6-speed unit from Mitsubishi. It was done by the previous owner.

Jason Torchinsky; Renaissance Man

You're so similar to me in this regard that it's actually kind of astonishing. I'm always looking to purchase unreliable cars...

Great wheel choice, that setup looks excellent.

Don't forget my MB s600 V12 TT and Porsche 944S.

And yes, I've been looking for a Z32 300ZX for a while, or perhaps a Supra, but I think my next car will be a classic. I already have my eye on an old Jag or two.

I respect you greatly for buying the most complicated and difficult to repair cars. FD RX-7, 3000GT... What's next? Z32 300ZX?

Write the ticket!