You are a reckless and stupid driver, every time you write about your experiences. You think it’s funny that you crashed your bug. You think you did nothing wrong here. You think since you “work” for Jalopnik you’re some sort of expert on cars or driving. You’re not. You should at some point reevaluate what you’re…

False equivalencies are your bread and butter.

LOL, you’re really going to call it “Dieselgate”? How witty!

This is the pertinent part of the quote. Try to keep up, please:

H/T: Reddit, from 4 hours ago:

I love all this Film Festival talk! It’s so cool and is going to be the hippest event in LA this fall. I can’t wait!

This is good kinja.

People excited for this film festival.

That’s a great answer for someone with no knowledge of how it was actually designed!

What does “monstered” mean?

He’s a professional driver. We are not.

You’re insufferable.

What did you lose?

This is SO hip! I can’t wait to watch all these old, classic movies with fellow petrolhead guys and gals! :)

OMG Matty, this is so cool!! Count me in; this will be the hippest event I attend all year. What’s the dress code?

That was a lot of words to tell everyone you didn’t put your license plate on properly.

He’s just repeating memes about “how great the Panther is” based off of: random anecdotes he heard from other people online, and, a Mobil 1 commercial. Logic and reason get trumped by group think online, though. Sad.

LOL. Don’t believe everything you see on TV.

Why were your seals soaked in oil? That sounds bad. Great work on the repair! That’s more than this girl can handle.

Rebuilt the shifter on my friend’s ‘94 NA Miata. It drives like a dream now! Click, click, joy.