lol your life sounds horrible. You’re basically homeless.
You are a reckless and stupid driver, every time you write about your experiences. You think it’s funny that you crashed your bug. You think you did nothing wrong here. You think since you “work” for Jalopnik you’re some sort of expert on cars or driving. You’re not. You should at some point reevaluate what you’re…
False equivalencies are your bread and butter.
LOL, you’re really going to call it “Dieselgate”? How witty!
LOL! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read from you, Ash. I love your humor and wit.
This is the pertinent part of the quote. Try to keep up, please:
I love all this Film Festival talk! It’s so cool and is going to be the hippest event in LA this fall. I can’t wait!
You’re just going to get more rust now.
This makes literally no sense.
Where do you live? As in, do you own a house, do you rent?
Where do I send nudes?
This is good kinja.
People excited for this film festival.
That’s a great answer for someone with no knowledge of how it was actually designed!
What does “monstered” mean?
He’s a professional driver. We are not.
Does it pay the bills? It sounds fun, but difficult at the same time.