I... I did.

Wait, you're the editor-in-chief of a popular car website, you saw Aziz Ansari last night, and you *didn't* post a link to his Comedians in Cars getting Coffee video?

In 2004 Ferrari had the F430, 575M, 612, and Enzo – all were rear wheel drive and available with a manual transmission. Now Ferrari sells a hybrid, a folding hardtop convertible, and an AWD shooting brake – none of which come with three pedals.

Still think Hyundai/Kia should be in there somewhere.

Also, I went out last night and saw Aziz Ansari at the Garden and then my coffeemaker blew up and... yeh, sorry TMS is late.

I caught Musk talking to another reporter before going for a ride, and he mentioned driving modes. Currently, there's Normal and Sport. But Musk wants to add another designation: Insane. "I'm serious," Musk says. I don't think he's overstating things.

That may actually be Tavarish's least foolish advice.

Seems legit. You're hired!

Imagining you copying and pasting a 10,000 word rant into the tiny Kinja box and watching the formatting go down like a house of cards >>>>

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

The catch? Like all Gawker Media positions, it is unpaid.

COME WORK AT DEADSPIN, YOU SQUEAKY HIGH-PITCHED MOTHERFUCKER.

It's a website, like Autoblog.

I remember when Schumacher stopped a few feet short of the finish line, stepped up of his car, went to shake hands of all of his pit crew members, had a smoke and an espresso, took a shower and played a game of chess with Bernie before finally getting back in his car, waiting a few more minutes to let barrow cross the…

HA! Never said I hated it, but there was a somewhat impending sense of traffic tickets when you're constantly driving around town in sports cars begging to be wound out, no matter where you are. (still waiting on two court dates...one MP4 ticket and one E30 M3 ticket...)

Oh yeah, you HATED driving E30 M3's, Exiges, Ferraris and 911's around the city. No one's buying it JBH.

I am sick of this uninformed hysteria.

No they should not. Your reasoning is stupid.

Solution, Raph: move to a city that's less of a drain on your soul... And wallet.