I'm pretty sure thats a Lambo....sorry wrong jalop-meme

If its too expensive to park in one space then its too expensive to take to the mall (or wherever he is parked). If I saw this I'd park my miata (a bit of a beater) right up next to his drivers door. I could fit easily and if he doesn't need to go by standard rules of society then neither do I.

Nothing a sawz-all cant fix

WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!oneoneone!

I demand Porsche only make cars that look like 90's Camry's (the ultimate in style and performance!). And every car looks better in beige.

Originally in the 90's they were real performance cars. Turbo, AWD, etc but now they are just pretty cars with shitty power and FWD. Mechanically beige.

To be fair, I agree. A mentally handicapped 8 year old girl hits me and she better watch out, I'll stab a bitch! I won't take that from anyone!

How has nobody put a '99 10AE? Best color evar!

I refuse to game on consoles because of all the soldering. I know you dont have to do it but I hate having to resolder all the chips in my PS3. So I will stick to PC.

Are you lost?

Words to live by.

I thought all Jags looked like this when idling.

But it would only be fair if there were 2 trucks and 1 VW. And the Trucks had a bull dozer pulling them. Then it would be completely fair.

So its fair only if you give the truck a weight advantage? Nice logic.

There's just one word for that..... bad ass. Ok two words, there are two words for that!

I like colors of the devices. Beige, black, silver, pink (wifes laptop). Not real inventive but they are easy to find.

There is a pretty simple fix. Use some other search and don't go around giving out random DNA samples. Oh and I'm not sure why they need a picture of your house to go with your DNA. Your address has been pretty easily available from the phone book for most of the last century.

This is really the definition of "stop liking what I don't like". Saying you don't like the car is one thing but picking at door handles?

rePAVE THEM! which is kinda #3

Love to see that engine used for what it was designed for. Can Am was drag racing right?